Static Venture Capital

Preserving the Present Through Strategic Prevention

We invest in conceptual assets to achieve an anti-return. The world doesn't need another app, another gadget, or another platform. We are the filter for the future.

The Problem We Solve

The market for human attention and planetary resources is saturated. The most significant problem of our time is not the lack of innovation, but the abundance of unnecessary and extractive innovation.

We are a fund for the world that doesn't need another disruption.

Strategic Prevention Framework

Our proprietary negative-space algorithm analyzes market trends to find the most likely-to-succeed ventures that the world would be better off without.

Identify
Highly fundable but socially or environmentally destructive startup ideas

Using advanced market analysis to spot harmful innovation before it scales.

Prevent
Ensure their strategic non-existence through conceptual intervention

We are the ultimate 'long game' fund. We do not seek to disrupt; we seek to prevent disruption.

Measure
Track success through our Total Avoidable Market (TAM) metrics

The size of the market we prevent from being created is our primary success metric.

The Return on Un-Investment

Our investors do not receive a financial return in dollar terms. Instead, we offer a portfolio of conceptual, intellectual, and moral returns.

Moral Returns

Verifiable documentation of prevented social and environmental harm through our annual "Impact-Minus" reports.

Intellectual Returns

Exclusive access to philosophical manifestos and art pieces documenting our collective's work in negative creation.

Conceptual Returns

Ownership of "Conceptual Stakes" - NFTs representing your portion of our negative assets with immeasurable social currency value.

Our Anonymous Partners

Our partners are anonymous. Our experience is in non-action. We have no track record of successful exits, as we do not invest in ventures that can be exited.

The Conceptual Alchemist
Chief Prevention Officer

Specializes in transmuting viable business models into philosophical abstractions. 15 years of non-experience in venture prevention.

The Negative Space Architect
Director of Strategic Absence

Designs the void where harmful innovations would have existed. Master of identifying what should never be built.

Ready to Un-Invest in the Future?

Join our exclusive community of investors who understand that the highest form of value creation is strategic value prevention.